April 2011
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...”
– Woody Allen
Indiana becomes first state to defund Planned... →
and Oklahoma House forbids WIC feeding program.
Call It A Night Kid: My mom wants to write slash... →
emmuhglee:
“So…what if..what if…Edward met Jacob! okay? stay with me..and then he fell in love with him and they had an affair.”
“What are you even talking about?”
“And then, Bella could get with Harry Potter! and then Jacob and Edward could meet Harry Potter! and then they’d fall in love.”
“What-“
…
I lol’d
I don't think I've ever been as optimistic about...
Not about elementary school, not about middle school, not about high school and never have I ever been this confident about college. It’s a good feeling!
“I don’t like parties before someone’s birthday, because what if you celebrate it...”
– [crisontumblr’s] mother in the car. [crisontumblr’s] dad’s response to this was, “Well, at least he got a birthday out of it!”
Baconnaise →
This is disgusting, but surprisingly healthier for you than actual bacon/mayonnaise.
WTF: WHY A PEEP!?
epicwtfs:
Exhaustion →
undercovernun:
So you say you’re exhausted. Do you know what this word really means? One might say “Our supply of cookies is exhausted.” This doesn’t mean “We have enough cookies for one more night.” It doesn’t mean “We need to get to the grocery store soon, because we only have a few…
