dear everyone ever love emma
Serious Miscommunication 2
G: [casually] I smelled a woman's vagina today.
Me: Excuse me?
G: ....What? Did I say something weird?
Serious Miscommunication
Me: You should eat less meat. Every bathroom smells like your poop all day. There's nowhere safe anymore!
G: Should I just not use one anymore?
Me ....
G: ....?
G: Oh, shit, that was not what I meant!
but why does the deer have two faces tho
Who cares, check out the fat babe.
I’m sorry, I want to enjoy this, but my attention keeps going back to the two-faced deer.
We all have that one cousin we want to fuck.
no we dont
Nope.co.uk
Nah son.
Well now that you mention it…









