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emmathehutt:

dear everyone ever love emma

emmathehutt:

dear everyone ever love emma

Serious Miscommunication 2
G: [casually] I smelled a woman's vagina today.
Me: Excuse me?
G: ....What? Did I say something weird?
Serious Miscommunication
Me: You should eat less meat. Every bathroom smells like your poop all day. There's nowhere safe anymore!
G: Should I just not use one anymore?
Me ....
G: ....?
G: Oh, shit, that was not what I meant!
sugaredvenom:

sovegnavos:

but why does the deer have two faces tho

Who cares, check out the fat babe.

I’m sorry, I want to enjoy this, but my attention keeps going back to the two-faced deer.

sugaredvenom:

sovegnavos:

but why does the deer have two faces tho

Who cares, check out the fat babe.

I’m sorry, I want to enjoy this, but my attention keeps going back to the two-faced deer.

sexismandthecity:

Oppressor Humour Translation: A Noodle Public Service

sexismandthecity:

Oppressor Humour Translation: A Noodle Public Service

Be prepared.

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face-down-asgard-up:

kyssthis16:

thempress:

yellowblowngreen:

negritaaa:

someblackkid:

kurttcocaine:

We all have that one cousin we want to fuck. 

no we dont

Nope.co.uk

Nah son.  

Well now that you mention it…

By saying that you only support abortion in cases of rape, you are just proving that the “pro-life” movement isn’t about caring about life, it’s about punishing people for having sex outside of the terms you deem appropriate.